[turboxxx]

One day i was climbing with a friend and he was telling me how
awsome the cracks are in bountifull , Utah. He went on to say that they
are bottomless but somewhat dirty. I asked how dirty and he said bring a
wire brush. I was wondering if anyone out their could give me some beta
on these nasty cracks and why you would go to bountiful instead of bad _ss
climbing spots like maple canyon or little cottonwood or even the City of Rocks. Still confused, turboxxx (flailer of the west).

[sick_tom]

Oh yea the cracks are fat and nasty there. I wouldn't even climb them with Scott's ...um... hands. But I think your buddy likes them because the ratings are so soft there. I've always heard the cracks in Bountiful were easy. I also heard that when you're finished with the crack you can just go to sleep and camp right at the base, after a cigarette of course.

[The Dominican]

I dont even know anything about those cracks in bountiful. The last thing I heard about that area was that it had a tendency to attract climbing poser fags that once lived in Virginia. In fact, I just happen to know one of those guys...but he injured himself at one point this year and ended working at some two-bit cheeseball granite shop. Besides, you can't climb in Bountiful anymore because the park was bought by some guy who wanted all of its splendor to himself.
On a side note, if anyone would care to venture out to the west to climb...I know a climber who you could team up with, but he does have a tendency lack in the sack department. Because of this, beginners would be suited for relatively low stress expirience, i.e. boy scouts ( the younger the better).
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[turboxxx]

youve gone and told everyone i got no balls. That really hurts Dominican. All i can say is who left the bail biner in American Fork. Twasnt i said the flailer of the west. Twasnt i said the sicko. I wonder who it twas, but we all know the answer to that. Anyway i live in the heart of mormonism and it is considered cool to go camping with boy scouts and stuff, right. I mean thats what my bishop tells me. He goes every weekend. Well enough of this sh_t talking im leaving. And by the way ladies i got enough sack to ahhhhhhhhhhh fill the dominicans pie hole.

[sick_tom]

Enough sh_t-talking! Four months ago in SLC while busting huge combos on Tony Hawk Underground, I heard The_Dominican throw out a hearty challenge to TurboXXX. " I'll smoke you at your home crag." Four months ago as I was hiking up a big hill in American Fork, I distinctly heard The_Dominican throw out a hearty challenge to TurboXXX. " I'm going to smoke every problem that you sent when you lived in Bishop." At the top of the hill I witnessed the first challenge unfold. It was a humiliating, biner-leaving defeat for The_Dominican. No problem, I admired his confidence. However, I sit here now awaiting the promised contest. Certainly The_Dominican won't back down and admit defeat. He has been training hard, lifting heavy trays of drinks and tappas, running from kitchen to bar to table. In prime condition like Draco in Rocky 27 or whatever. Stop talking and bring it on. I want to see it. Screw the cracks of Bountiful...I want to see this end. The video of this showdown will be so hot we'll have to charge like Pay-Per-View.