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YetiMan · Gumbie Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 15

So, the 7 Gates of Hell. Is it a suprise that they are all found in Virginia? I don't think so, this place is a trap.

Gate 1- The Great Dismal Swamp. Dismal for a reason, it sucks and its a shitty hike.

Gate 2- The ever-present short haired Navy bastards.

Gate 3- 50 kids running around the gym like its a damn daycare.

The other are????

P.S. Does anyone know how to tickle fish? Just wondering in case I'm ever trapped in the mountains with no food.

Chalk Fairy · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:24 pm Post subject:

Gate 4: Hampton Roads Bridge tunnel.
Wait for hours in traffic, like a drain clogged with months of hair, and almost magically after the bridge is far behind the cars disapear and there is an erie and unnaturally smooth flow of traffic
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Guest · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject:

NO NO guys. Apparently the 7 gates of hell has this road that lead to a house that has light on and stuff. But when you get closer the lights go out. Ah yes, and the big hairy deer that can keep up with a car. I think cupcake said she was there. Deer scared them away. It must have been horrible having Bambi chase you through the dark road. Horrible.

Berq · Gumbie Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 13

I hear that Bambi was pushin 50mph
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P Monk · Gumbie Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4

Hmmm, it was my impression that there were 9 gates in hell...but I may just be an overachiever.

Gate 5: The construction and reconstruction of the stretch of I-64 that runs through Hampton, you'll definitely find the engineers that designed that bit of interstate and the jackasses that hired them got their training from an elite class of evil.

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RandomWeatherman · Gumbie Joined: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 17

Bambi was pushing a good 50mph. Maybe cupcake was scared because bambi was frothing at the mouth. Watch out people...Rabid deer.

cupcake · Gumbie Joined: 02 Jan 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Norfolk

The 7 Gates of Hell is real! It was a wolf! I have witnesses! I hate you all.

busdriver · Gumbie Joined: 12 Jan 2004 Posts: 12

gate 6: friday afternoon richmond traffic. who did these people bribe to get their driver's liscense?

YetiMan · Gumbie Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 15

Hey cupcake, next time you see the mutant bambi/wolf why dont you just shoot it? that way we all have some sort of proof. Other than your random mumblings, that is..

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cupcake · Gumbie Joined: 02 Jan 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Norfolk

Anyone who knows anything about Cupcake knows I would never kill an animal!

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O.K. guys, I don't know any of you but I do know about the 7 gates of Hell. It is on Rt. 666. Yes, believe it or not! There is a road that has 7 gates, once you get to the 7th gate at the exact time during the exact weather your car will die...no power what so ever...it is one of those hot spots or something... there is a house that use to have the KKK meetings there... many people died there. So anyway my father and his friends went there in the 70's. They went to the basement and found blood all over the walls and lite candles...anyways...what she says is true about the wolf/dog that was going about 50 miles beside the car....oh yeah! There is an old man that will try to run you off too...saying something about the place that wont let you leave...most anyone who is anyone in Rke will tell you they have heard of the 7 gates of Hell...but how many people have actually seen it? Rach.....you were close to. But like I said you have to be there at the exact time to get the full effect...I would say midnight would be a good time during the season of thunderstorms....WHO WANTS TO TAKE THE TRIP?

cupcake · Gumbie Joined: 02 Jan 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Norfolk

Adrianne watch out, they would follow you to the 7 gates of 7/11

apriln3kids · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject:

Rachael I have been there too.... as you know!!! It was so..... evil.... that fits!! I don't know if it was 7 gates or 9, I was to "far gone" to remember that!! LOL!!! I don't even know where it is!!! Imagine that!!! I was along for the the ride and I "thought" they were pullin my leg.. It was this guy named Hurbbie Scull and Joddy Pollard and my sister and my self too!! All I know is it was like we were in another world or something... We were following this strange light that was up ahead for what seemed like miles. We wanted to see where it was coming from. And all of the sudden it just cuts off (like someone had cut it off) and at the same time the car goes dead... music goes dead.... and even the lights of the car were "dead" too!! We are all like what the.... and then we heard something.... a dog howling or something we tried to start the car back up but it is like the batterie was "DEAD" nothing would work at all I start looking out the window to see what in the world is making that weird noise and I see these glowing cat like eyes glowing in the dark almost!! I screamed.... Holly F#*# What is that!!! We are all screaming... After the 10th time or so of trying to start the car before... it suddenly STARTS... We halled A** out of there .... I'm watching out the back window the entire time and the eyes are following us..... chasing us!!! Need less to say we NEVER WENT BACK AGAIN!!! So it is real!!! apriln3kids

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Here's Gate 7: Witchduck Road exit to the Gym!

Berq · Gumbie Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 13

We should go on a feildtrip. Who's down
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